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Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Attitude is important!!

Yesterday, there was dreadful smell in class…
Some poor ppl almost fainted… I have nothing to say,
Except to those who were very near to the source:

Savour the flavour,
Cherish the scent.
For Dung plus Perfume,
Equals a weird!

(WEIRD SMELL = Dung smell + Perfume smell)
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =

Anyway,

A frog telephones a psychic hot line and is told:

“You’re gonna meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything bout’ you…”

“Great!” says the frog. “Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” says the psychic, “next year in biology class…”

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Why did the chicken lift weights?
Because she needed eggs-ercise

How is an eye doctor like a teacher?
They both test the pupils

In what keys do cows sing?
What la u… beef-flat lah!!! (B-flat)


^o^ ====================================
Come, let me tell ya something VERY important:

If you assign numbers to the alphabet
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 910 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20……. So on,

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% Only
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% Only
But, Believe It Or Not!!

A T T I TU D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
ATTITUDE makes life 100%!!
So shoot for the moon… even if you miss, you’ll be among the stars…
Okay? Okay… :-)

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